1 00:00:05,859 --> 00:00:07,460 Ah, there's nothing like a thunderstorm. 2 00:00:07,900 --> 00:00:10,760 It's probably the most awesome spectacle of nature. 3 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,000 Obviously, you've not seen me in my new fishnets. 4 00:00:16,860 --> 00:00:20,000 Hey, gang, look, the new computers are here. Aren't you excited? 5 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,440 Yeah, it's all I can do to keep my breakfast down. 6 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:27,920 Oh, come on, guys, so you might have to do a little bit of adjusting, but 7 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,840 believe me, everybody's going to love these things. 8 00:00:30,060 --> 00:00:32,840 I want that appliance from hell off my desk now. 9 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:38,940 Come on, this is going to be a great help. I'm sure the city has bought us 10 00:00:38,940 --> 00:00:42,440 finest equipment, and they're having it installed by top -notch experts. 11 00:00:44,540 --> 00:00:46,140 That's a beautiful table coming through. 12 00:00:48,380 --> 00:00:50,480 Experts who apparently have taken the day off. 13 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:53,980 Hey, Paul, if you can hear me, talk on the line. 14 00:00:57,780 --> 00:00:59,140 Loud and clear. Good. 15 00:00:59,740 --> 00:01:02,360 All right, I'd like to get the session started. 16 00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:07,500 Sir, I gotta get a line to the top of the roof, and Bull's the only one 17 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:08,760 to climb up the side of the building. 18 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:10,560 Why don't you use the stairs? 19 00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:13,720 Oh, sure. 20 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:15,340 Where were you an hour ago? 21 00:01:18,540 --> 00:01:19,640 Bull, reel it in. 22 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:24,460 Come on, Matt, let's fire the puppy up. 23 00:01:24,820 --> 00:01:26,760 I'd rather suck on a brillo pad, sir. 24 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:31,180 Come on, there's nothing to it. Take it one step at a time. Just push that 25 00:01:31,180 --> 00:01:32,180 button. 26 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,600 Gee, and I was worried. 27 00:01:45,380 --> 00:01:46,880 It's just a machine. 28 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,940 Oh, Harry, I miss my paper files. 29 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,440 I miss my clipboards. 30 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,520 I miss my pencils. 31 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:01,100 You know you do, guy, but they're gone. 32 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:06,940 Still, life must continue. We must move on. Come on, let's do it together. Come 33 00:02:06,940 --> 00:02:07,940 on. 34 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,060 Let's push the button. Come on. 35 00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:18,260 are our friends. 36 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:20,240 What's the first case, Mac? 37 00:02:20,780 --> 00:02:22,920 People versus Pac -Man, sir. 38 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:27,800 Well, it saved you a quarter already. 39 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,120 Just watch. 40 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:34,860 Art, let me explain something to you. I am a judge. This is my bench. This is my 41 00:02:34,860 --> 00:02:39,080 courtroom. This is my gavel. Now, when you come into the courtroom and you see 42 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,300 Mr. Judge at Mr. Bench with Mr. 43 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,980 Gavel, you have to ask yourself a question. 44 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:49,690 Silently. Is what I have to say important enough to justify the five 45 00:02:49,690 --> 00:02:52,410 jail I'm going to get for disrupting the judge's courtroom? 46 00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:57,870 Now that we've had our little lesson, tell me, Art, is what you have to say 47 00:02:57,870 --> 00:02:58,870 important? 48 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:01,490 Bull was just hit by a bolt of lightning. 49 00:03:05,470 --> 00:03:06,670 You're right, I should have waited. 50 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:53,540 Art, what do you mean Bull was hit by lightning? 51 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:57,440 I mean Bull, lightning, fried bailiff. 52 00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:01,060 Where is he now, Art? He's in your office with the doc. 53 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:06,280 Bull! 54 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:13,900 Mind if I smoke? 55 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,360 That depends. 56 00:04:21,860 --> 00:04:23,580 What did he look like before? 57 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:26,820 Just like that. 58 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,220 Well, then he's fine. 59 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:32,600 Spooky, but fine. 60 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:36,540 Fine? Art said his heart stopped beating. 61 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:40,140 Yes, for a few minutes he was clinically deceased. 62 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,740 But I'm feeling much better now. 63 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,300 Really, you look dead on your feet. 64 00:04:49,450 --> 00:04:52,150 If we can't laugh at the walking dead, who can we laugh at? 65 00:04:53,890 --> 00:04:55,650 It's a miracle he wasn't even hurt. 66 00:04:56,070 --> 00:04:59,990 With the voltage he absorbed, it must have been like French kissing a light 67 00:04:59,990 --> 00:05:00,990 socket. 68 00:05:02,110 --> 00:05:03,750 No, that feels different. 69 00:05:08,870 --> 00:05:11,390 Mr. Shannon, you're fine. 70 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:12,990 Where do you think you're going? 71 00:05:13,490 --> 00:05:14,910 I've got a lance of oil. 72 00:05:16,070 --> 00:05:17,070 Want to help? 73 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:20,820 Didn't you do something? 74 00:05:21,060 --> 00:05:22,060 Like what? 75 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:24,980 I don't know. What do you usually do when something like this happens to a 76 00:05:24,980 --> 00:05:26,480 patient? Bury him. 77 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,100 Well, I'm ready to go back to work. 78 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,500 Bull, maybe you ought to take it easy for a while, huh? It's probably not a 79 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:39,040 idea to be back up on your feet so soon after dying. 80 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,840 But I'm really fine. I just want to get back to work. 81 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,400 Oh, come on, Harry. Give a freak a chance. 82 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:50,620 Well, okay. Okay, if you think you got the energy. 83 00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:55,720 Yeah, I guess the old spark's still there. 84 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:03,120 Well, I'm sure you consider delivering hookers to shut -ins a public service, 85 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:07,440 but I'm afraid I'm going to have to shut down your little squeals on wheels. 86 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:12,700 That'll be a $75 fine, and don't forget to buckle up. 87 00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:15,600 Matt, did you get that sentence? 88 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,670 No. But I did register his China pattern at Bloomingdale's. 89 00:06:21,190 --> 00:06:24,290 Mac, Mac, Mac, are we going to get this thing going before the end of session? 90 00:06:24,430 --> 00:06:26,930 Well, I can try one more thing. Let me see. 91 00:06:27,550 --> 00:06:28,590 Mm -hmm. 92 00:06:31,270 --> 00:06:32,270 That did it. 93 00:06:32,610 --> 00:06:33,650 Great. What do you got? 94 00:06:34,230 --> 00:06:36,410 A DC -10 over LaGuardia, sir. 95 00:06:37,390 --> 00:06:39,190 Are those things fun or what? 96 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:43,590 Sir, I'm not sure that Bull's totally all right. Why do you say that? 97 00:06:43,850 --> 00:06:45,730 I don't know. He's just sort of standing there humming. 98 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,100 Hampton with the secretarial pool? 99 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:58,440 Oh, yeah? I've taken a few dips in there myself. 100 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,180 I'm collecting for Maggie Collins. 101 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,220 Oh, didn't you hear she had a baby? 102 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:07,280 Is it mine? 103 00:07:10,380 --> 00:07:12,140 Fine, fine, fine, fine. Here. 104 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:13,620 Happy? 105 00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:15,220 Quarter. 106 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,800 Great. She can wash a whole diaper. 107 00:07:18,780 --> 00:07:19,780 Excuse me. 108 00:07:19,860 --> 00:07:21,800 Would it be all right if I contributed, too? 109 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:23,860 Yes. $50? 110 00:07:24,420 --> 00:07:27,460 Well, that's very generous, but why? 111 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:28,680 You don't even know her. 112 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:30,840 I was a little baby once myself. 113 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:36,120 Your mother must be very proud of you. 114 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:38,340 Assuming she survived. 115 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:41,900 That was so sweet. 116 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:43,180 Wasn't that nice? 117 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:46,320 Yeah, well, I guess Bull's just grateful to be alive, and he wants to help other 118 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,200 people that are needy and bald. 119 00:07:57,469 --> 00:08:00,450 So what do you say we try this the old -fashioned way, huh? 120 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,370 Yes, sir. Next case? You're going to give me your car? 121 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:05,690 Yes, ma 'am. Here's the registration. 122 00:08:07,670 --> 00:08:08,670 Bless you. 123 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:12,250 Uh, Bull? 124 00:08:15,350 --> 00:08:19,690 Did you actually just give your car to the lady of stain over there? 125 00:08:21,150 --> 00:08:25,330 Bull, charity is a wonderful thing, but don't you think giving your car away is 126 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:26,330 a little... 127 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:31,410 so to speak. 128 00:08:32,049 --> 00:08:33,590 That's just the beginning, Your Honor. 129 00:08:34,090 --> 00:08:35,090 The beginning? 130 00:08:35,370 --> 00:08:37,690 I have to give away everything I own. 131 00:08:38,570 --> 00:08:40,110 Well, what do you mean you have to? 132 00:08:42,669 --> 00:08:44,410 Because God told me to. 133 00:08:48,530 --> 00:08:51,770 Gee, and I was impressed when I met Trini Lopez. 134 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:04,600 Okay, Bull, now we've all had a chance to calm down, so let's just discuss the 135 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:05,920 situation rationally. 136 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,460 You talk to God? 137 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:11,660 I met him when I was dead. 138 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:14,420 We're not on a first -name basis or anything. 139 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:18,080 Come on, Bull, how did you know it was him? Did he have a little tag on his 140 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,640 that said, Hi, I'm the Supreme Being? 141 00:09:21,220 --> 00:09:22,780 I knew you wouldn't believe me. 142 00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:28,340 No, no, Bull, it's not that we don't believe you, it's just that the whole 143 00:09:28,340 --> 00:09:29,860 is a little difficult to understand. 144 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:31,900 But why don't you try to tell us? 145 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,760 Well, it's kind of hard to describe. 146 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,280 First, there was this really bright light. 147 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,640 You know, like when you stare into a spotlight for six hours? 148 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,060 Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, yeah. 149 00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:51,060 Well, there I was in heaven. 150 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:58,360 I was just about to get up and go look for Skippy, my dead puppy, when I heard 151 00:09:58,360 --> 00:09:59,360 God. 152 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:03,840 That's when he told me that my work wasn't finished yet, and I should go 153 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:05,480 and give everything I have to the poor. 154 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:08,980 Bull, are you sure he said you should give everything away? 155 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:13,280 Yeah, Bull, exactly what did the big guy say to you? 156 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:18,300 God said, Bull, your work's not finished yet. 157 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:22,780 Give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasures in heaven. 158 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,640 That does sound like him. 159 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:33,300 Maybe there is something to this after all. Yeah, you know, he does have an 160 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:37,040 awfully strange look on his face. It's almost as if he's been imbued. 161 00:10:37,420 --> 00:10:38,720 You mean barbecued. 162 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:43,480 Dan, don't you have any faith? 163 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:47,580 Don't you believe that there are some things in this world so incredible that 164 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,500 they have to be the result of a higher power? 165 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:01,420 Finally got that computer problem cleared up. No. 166 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:05,040 Yeah. Really? Uh -huh. What'd you do? I just took all that air traffic control 167 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,220 stuff and just wiped it right off the screen. 168 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:19,820 You should see the looks on their faces. 169 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:25,620 Well, how are you going to live without money? 170 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:27,300 God will provide. 171 00:11:28,010 --> 00:11:32,210 Yeah, I'm sure he will, but in the meantime, I think you're making a hasty 172 00:11:32,210 --> 00:11:33,210 decision. 173 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:37,850 I respect your judgment, Harry, but I've got a ruling from a higher court. 174 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,630 He talked to Wapner? 175 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,590 Hey, Ross, how's Bull doing today? 176 00:11:52,950 --> 00:11:55,930 Oh, he's fine. Had kind of a rough night, though. Oh, really? 177 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:59,570 Never wear polyester underwear if you're going to be hit by lightning. 178 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,250 Hey, what are all these people doing in line for the cafeteria? 179 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,050 Must be the monthly changing of the meatloaf. 180 00:12:08,650 --> 00:12:09,650 Oh, my God. 181 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:14,410 200. There you go. And I hope the pawn shop didn't sell your monkey. Number 42. 182 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:17,610 Hey, Bull. 183 00:12:17,950 --> 00:12:18,950 How's it going? 184 00:12:19,350 --> 00:12:20,350 Fast, Your Honor. 185 00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:23,410 There's a lot of needy people out there. 186 00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:25,130 Get out of line, Dan. 187 00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:45,020 Disgusting display of greed I've ever seen in my life. 188 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,420 What gave me away, the hat? 189 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,860 Before he goes broke, maybe we can get an injunction or something. 190 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,900 An injunction against God? 191 00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:57,860 It's no crime to give away money. 192 00:12:58,620 --> 00:12:59,620 Max! What? 193 00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:01,540 Where are you going? 194 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,060 Oh, I'm going to go fix that computer. 195 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:09,320 Wait a minute, Mac. We don't want to do anything hasty. Oh, yes, we do, sir. 196 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:12,560 Uh -uh. 197 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,340 Mac, listen, you give me Mr. 198 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,740 Axe, and I promise we will fix our friend the computer. 199 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,440 Come on, Mac, give it one more chance. Come on. 200 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,400 Come on, come on. Okay, okay, one more chance. 201 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:26,200 But then it's goodbye, Mr. 202 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:27,540 Microchips. 203 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:30,720 What's with Bull? 204 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:33,260 Gets hit by a bolt of lightning, and all of a sudden comes Mr. 205 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:34,700 Popularity? 206 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,920 No, this is pretty serious, Art. He's giving away everything he owns. 207 00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:41,400 Boy. Anything to get out of helping me lay cable. 208 00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:44,160 And after he promised I'd do all my work here on Earth. 209 00:13:44,860 --> 00:13:45,980 He promised what? 210 00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:51,360 Yesterday on the roof as he was coming to, he says, I shall do all thy work 211 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,360 on Earth. 212 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:54,820 I guess that doesn't apply to snake and cable. 213 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,700 Art, what exactly happened yesterday? 214 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,060 Well, you see, at first I didn't know he was hit. 215 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,220 Bull's feeding me cable, right? 216 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,620 All of a sudden it stops. 217 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:07,760 I give him a call on a walkie -talkie, no answer. 218 00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:10,740 I thought it was just a line that was dead. 219 00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:19,740 So I look to the roof, and there's Bull, sprawled out, steaming like a cow pie 220 00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:20,740 in a snow bank. 221 00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:24,140 And that's when he tells me he's going to do all my work. 222 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,960 Art, can you remember exactly what you said to Bull while he was dead? 223 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:32,500 Well, I said I needed 11 more feet of cable. 224 00:14:32,820 --> 00:14:35,500 You see, the code for the building specifies... Art! 225 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:45,380 I said, Bull, your work is not finished yet. What else did you say, 226 00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:46,420 Art? 227 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,400 Give me some more. 228 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,280 I'll shout when it measures 11. 229 00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:58,460 Give me some more. 230 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,600 Give to the poor. 231 00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:03,460 I'll shout when it measures 11. 232 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:06,740 And thou shalt have treasures in heaven. 233 00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:09,080 By Jove, I think you've got it. 234 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:15,760 Fool didn't hear God, he heard art. 235 00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:18,400 And he's been giving away thousands of dollars. 236 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:21,220 On the word of a man who cleans his ears with a drill bit. 237 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,140 See, that reminds me. 238 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:28,260 We've got to go tell him. Fool, the money isn't... Oh, God. 239 00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:31,240 You gave it all away? 240 00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:33,560 All except $100 for groceries. 241 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:34,900 But it's okay. 242 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,740 The joy of giving has made me rich beyond the need for money. 243 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,240 That's sick. 244 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,160 Bull, 245 00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:47,240 do you remember how you told us that yesterday God talked to you? 246 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:55,140 Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but the voice you heard was art. 247 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,620 You mean art is God? 248 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,280 Our father who is art in heaven. 249 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:18,040 Paul, what you heard was art talking to you through the walkie -talkie. 250 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,360 He was asking you to give him more cable. 251 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,080 You just heard him wrong. 252 00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:23,500 You misunderstood. 253 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,080 Starting to sink through the first four or five layers. 254 00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:38,980 We have comprehension. 255 00:16:41,740 --> 00:16:44,400 I wondered why God smelled like tidy bowl. 256 00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:48,800 Oh, Bull, I'm so sorry. 257 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,100 How much did you give away? 258 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,200 My entire life savings. 259 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:58,440 $27 ,516 .37. 260 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:02,840 Excuse me a moment. 261 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:10,720 Oh, he'll be okay. 262 00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:16,900 Excuse 263 00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:25,160 me? 264 00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:28,580 I'm looking for the guy who's giving away all his money. 265 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:30,400 He's not here. 266 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,140 Besides, the money's all gone. 267 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,500 Oh, that's too bad. 268 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,760 I was kind of counting on him. 269 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,580 What do you need money for? 270 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,600 Oh, my son's coming home from the service. 271 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:48,140 I'd like to get home to see him, but it's in South Carolina. 272 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,020 I don't have bus fare. 273 00:18:00,439 --> 00:18:01,439 You're the guy. 274 00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:05,300 Gee, I don't know what to say. 275 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:07,840 God bless you. 276 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,240 I won't hold my breath. 277 00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:18,620 Tough habit to break, huh? 278 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:21,620 Giving, that is. 279 00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:24,880 Eh, what the heck, a hundred bucks, I figured I'd make it a clean sweep. 280 00:18:27,110 --> 00:18:33,750 Listen, Bull, I know that the last 24 hours have been a little, uh, well, 281 00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:34,750 for you. 282 00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:36,790 You heard about my polyester underwear. 283 00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:44,350 And what with this money thing, I imagine you're feeling really stupid, 284 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,330 Thanks. I feel much better now. 285 00:18:49,110 --> 00:18:50,110 Sorry. 286 00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:54,550 Last night, I thought a miracle happened. 287 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,720 What a chump. 288 00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:00,460 A miracle did happen. 289 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:01,999 All right. 290 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,840 Poof. The vanishing bank account. 291 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,700 I'll tell you what the miracle was. 292 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,600 Bull Shannon is alive. 293 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,920 There's a lot of people around here who are very happy for that miracle. 294 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,080 Thank you, Harry. 295 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,600 How do you feel? 296 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,020 Medium rare. 297 00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:29,130 Anything I can do for you? 298 00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:32,250 I think I just want to be alone. 299 00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:37,790 That, my friend, is something you will never be. 300 00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:50,110 Hi. 301 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:54,430 Um, I don't want to complain or anything. 302 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,100 But I just don't get it. 303 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:01,860 I mean, I've had tough times before and I always accepted it cheerfully. 304 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,940 Even when I got my head stuck in that ice machine. 305 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,080 But this one's a little hard to take. 306 00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:13,260 I mean, it's not the money. 307 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,360 Okay, it's the money. 308 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,400 Don't get me wrong. 309 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,940 I am glad to be alive. 310 00:20:26,990 --> 00:20:29,010 But I worked hard all my life to save. 311 00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:30,410 Now it's all gone. 312 00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:32,870 And for what? 313 00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:43,550 Well, I guess I did help those people. 314 00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:47,510 And nothing I ever did felt so good. 315 00:20:54,410 --> 00:20:55,410 I guess... 316 00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:58,000 Helping other people is the way we get close to you. 317 00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:05,240 I've been talking to you all my life. 318 00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:10,780 It made me feel so good to think that just once you talk back. 319 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:17,220 I guess I should know by now you don't work that way. 320 00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:22,840 But sometimes I wish you could give me a little time. 321 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,840 Just so I know you're listening. 322 00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:32,880 Mr. Bull Shannon? 323 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:38,120 What? Bob Miller, with the city controller's office. 324 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,000 Would you sign this, please? 325 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,159 What is it? 326 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:46,440 It's a release form stating that the city is not at fault for the electrical 327 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:51,700 incident you had on city property. It stipulates that you agree not to sue the 328 00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:54,020 city in exchange for a settlement of... 329 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,940 $25 ,000. 330 00:21:57,460 --> 00:21:58,880 $25 ,000? 331 00:21:59,580 --> 00:22:02,260 Okay, $27 ,500, but that's our final offer. 332 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:08,360 But this means that you'll be waiving any future claim against the city. By 333 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:13,740 signing this, you acknowledge that your accident was an act of God. 334 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,160 Where do I sign? 335 00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:18,380 Right here. 336 00:22:26,350 --> 00:22:27,470 Well, I guess that's legal. 337 00:22:28,410 --> 00:22:29,630 Uh, here you go. 338 00:22:39,910 --> 00:22:40,910 Thank you. 339 00:22:45,510 --> 00:22:45,990 You're 340 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:53,450 welcome. 341 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,720 And sorry about the underwear.